Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tale of a Woody Doll......and Mass

So, last Sunday in mass there was a little boy who had this.....
Disney & Pixar Toy Story Exclusive 18 Inch Deluxe Plush Figure Woody
Woody....well, mama makes a mental note that JG just MIIIIGGGHHHTTT want this for Christmas after....

Homily has just begun
JG: Mama that little boy has my woody, we need to get it back

Me:  Buddy, we dont have a Woody like that, ours is little

JG:  Mama, I need a new Woody because mine is missing a leg (this is true)

Me: JG no talking in Church

JG:  But but but but but (stuttering stage) thats my Woody and I WANT IT!!

Me: shhhhh Christmas is coming lets ask Santa, but Santa only brings toys to good listeners

JG: But but but but but but but but That boy took my Woody!!!!

This commentary repeated about 20 times in the next 5 minutes....

Then yesterday morning

JG:  Mama remember that boy who had Woody in Church

Me: Yes buddy

JG:  We need to find out where that little boy lives, so Santa can take his Woody and give it to me.

Logic of a 3 year old.  
Have already been scouting Woody's, even though it was explained 1000 times that Santa Might bring one, but it will definitely not be the little boy in church's. Santa doesnt steal from other kids....he makes toys....right??

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